Cramps. Bad ones.
They aren't constant. They come in waves. I can usually tell when I'm about to get one, and it passes about a minute later. They feel like AF cramps, only stronger. They started two nights ago. A part of me is convinced that if I stopped my progesterone, Flo would arrive.
I had a very vivid nightmare last night. The night before, I was wide awake at 2 a.m. I am so exhausted, I actually forgot to brush my teeth before I left for work yesterday morning. Gross, I know.
Everything smells stronger. My mom and Joey noticed it first the other night when I teased my mom about putting too much beer on the beer and lime grilled chicken. I thought it made the kitchen smell like a brewery. Neither of them could smell the beer. Last night, I asked my mom if the pasta she made was a different brand. She nodded and asked why. I could SMELL the difference (and taste it, too--I didn't finish dinner).
No spotting. No sore boobs. No nausea.
I don't feel pregnant, but I DO feel like I'm going a little nuts.