Excuse me while I let the blood drain from my face.
My cell phone just rang. It was my RE's office. They were calling to let me know that "oops!" they accidently scheduled my doctor for surgery that morning. Would I be willing to move another day?
Hell. f***. no.
I made that appointment TWO months ago. I've been waiting TWO months for this.
No, scratch that.
I've been waiting SEVENTEEN months for this.
I just said, "Um, no. I made my appointment two months ago and I already have the time off work."
She apologized profusely and told me she would call me back. Within minutes, she had me scheduled for 2:30 the same day.
Whew. Breathe in, breathe out.