Topic #1: The Duggars
It looks like crazy-ass Michelle Duggar is pregnant AGAIN. This will be baby #19, and their announcement comes just a little over a month before the birth of her son and daughter-in-law’s child. Her daughter-in-law probably wants to kill her, and for good reason.
Three things I think of when someone mentions Michelle Duggar:
1) Her vagina must be huge
2) I’m confident she has a mental illness
3) Does she realize this is the 2000s? She should have been born Catholic and in a much earlier century.
Topic #2: My cycle
Cycle #16 is hell. Cycles like this one make me wish I temped, or make me want to reach into my abdomen and rip out my lady parts. I’m going to guess that I haven’t, and won’t, ovulate this cycle. Another one bites the dust.
Topic #3: My diet
The caffeine part of my diet is going much better in week 2 than it did in week one. Can we say CRANKY?! But it’s been a trade off with the carbs/wheat: pasta for dinner last night, pasta for lunch today, and (you guessed it!) pasta for dinner tonight. Thankfully, Wednesday should be back to normal with a turkey sandwich for lunch and chicken for dinner.