I'm sitting here at work this afternoon (obviously not doing any work--my mind has checked out for the day), and I've realized how lame 2009 has been so far.
Joey lost his job.
Joey's grandpa had a stroke.
I have an alien growing on my ovary.
My pap smear came back abnormal.
I'm not ovulating regularly.
Am I missing anything?
Maybe it's time for our luck to change.